DONALD TRUMP AND THE CHOPPER STORY - EXTENDED ANALYSIS

Donald Trump claims that he was flying a chopper and Willy Brown was on board with him, something he denies. Let's analyze all possibilities.

1) For sure, it was not Jack Kennedy because Jack was busy fucking Marylin Monroe.

2) It was not Bobby Kennedy because he was too busy fucking Marylin Monroe even more often. There isn't any information about a threesome.

3) It was not Teddy Kennedy because Teddy was busy drowning Mary Jo Kopechny in the Chesapeake Bay.

4) It could've been RFK Jr., but the worm ate the part of his brain, so he knows nothing about it.

5) Willy Brown was not there because he was busy fucking Kamala Harris in Oakland, CA. Donald could see Kamala through the window with widely spread-out legs. She shouted at him, "It doesn't matter what you've got between your ears, but what you've got between your legs. Haha, hahaha..." This worked for her until recently.

6) It was not Doug Emhoff. He was busy banging a nanny who got pregnant, something Kamala denies. Although he could've done that inside the chopper, we aren't sure.

7) It was not Dr. Jill because while married to her first husband, Bill Stevenson, she was already busy fucking Joe Biden. Jill, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump are in the same chopper, which is not very likely. How would Bill learn about it?

8) It could have been Barack Obama. Donald was trying to pull his pants down to verify whether he was black or white. This question has never been satisfactorily answered. Michal Jackson was serenading, "It don't matter if you're black or white." Michael, just shut up.

9) It could have been Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky. She was practicing unzipping his pants and what appeared to be pre-sucking his dick. Later, this was expanded at length in the Study. As you already know, it depends on what "IS is."

10) It could have been Bill Clinton with Gennifer Flowers. We still don't know if Bill was using a condom. Donald could have learned from Bill that you must always pay in cash to ensure no track record exists. Had he noticed that, nobody would have ever called Donald a convicted felon.

11) It was not Hunter Biden. Because with all the hookers around him, all booze and dope stashed around, the laptop, guns and ammo, needles stuck in his arm, the first wife kicking his ass and shouting, "When did you join The Church of LSD and became a polygamist?", and the nightmarish thoughts of no daddy's pardon flashing through his brain, the chopper would be too heavy to take off and the pilot too confused to fly trying to explain what was happening. And wouldn't you be confused?

12) It could've been Melania Trump with Epstein. Donald pretends not to see, hear, or know anything about it, thinking, "Have fun, girl."

13) It was not Harvey Weinstein. Too many Hollywood "stars" would have to be on board with him.

14) Donald was giving Bill Gates a ride to Epstein's Little Saint James private island in the Bahamas. Bill Clinton was already there. The chopper's engine must be replaced because the old one is overused.

15) It was not Nancy D'Alesandro, later Pelosi. She was on a boat with Jack. After meeting her at the White House, he couldn't take his hands off her. Now, she is trying to find an acceptable story for the Lord she is about to meet. The problem is that the Lord calmed the Seas, but the boat rocked like crazy. "Nancy, my sweet little child," the Lord says, "You better come up with a good explanation."

16) It could've been Elon Musk, but the lady he was with was not pretty. Donald wouldn't mind, however, because he could always cover her face with a pillow. She would've been pregnant with Elon's fifteenth child. The name would've been My❤π.

17) It was not Vivek Ramaswamy. He is not Ramanujan; I knew Ramanujam, and he is not him.

18) It is not even sure if Donald was on board because he was browsing through women's lingerie at Bergdorf Goodman's department store, where he met E. Jean Carroll. You know what happened next.

19) It couldn't have been any of the recent Popes. They were busy trying to hide all the information, leading to an explanation of what happened to a Vatical girl, Emanuela Orlandi, back in 1983. Will we ever know? Maybe the Lord himself was saying, "For the love of me, fucking hide it."

20) It could've been Madonna. As you know, she likes to pee in the shower; you may want to verify this with Dave Letterman. Her beauty secret is drinking her urine. While inside the chopper, she ate her old, used tampon. Just look what happened to her face.

21) It could've been Haitians eating their dogs and pets. By now, all the dogs are gone, but Donald can still find some pretty pussies.

22) Bruce Springsteen could have been on board singing "Born in the USA" and later moving to Canada. But Canada is now part of the US. Two additional options, Greenland and Panama, are now out of consideration. We all shout at the top of our lungs, "You can run, but you cannot hide." Diego Garcia island may be an option unless King Charles III messes up again.

23) It could've been Arnold Schwarzenegger "behaving badly" pre-, during, and after his marriage to Maria Shriver.

24) It could've been Arnold Schwarzenegger alone checking his small, shrunk testicles because of steroid overuse. Once his mansion in LA burns to the ground, he may be forced to move permanently to the chopper. I have no personal feelings about which of the two Arnolds is preferred.

25) It could've been Barron Trump with a banana, cucumber, and a red carrot in one hand and a condom in the other hand, trying to figure out how to use it. When Donald noticed that, he said. "Son, you are neither Chinese nor Indian. Let me show you how to use that thing."

26) It could've been Pope Francis after I sent him a tweet on X (formerly Twitter) and asked him to point his right hand toward Heaven and his left hand toward Hell. He caused quite a commotion, with his hands flying everywhere. I am told this has never stopped.

27) The chopper pilot had problems holding on to his stick, so you can't blame him for letting the chopper fly without much control.

In conclusion, unlike me, Donald probably invented the story. You are encouraged to add your guesses.

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